polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022

Polish

So, I am Polish girl and I want to leave Poland, people don't tolerate me and thinks that I eat cats and I am bad person :P

I’m Polish girl, I live in small village in eastern Poland and it's really horrible, I don't have friends.

by Neotune November 16, 2022

Polish Pickle Express

A group of pickle polishers who bowl like shit and parade around with their pickle tickler

The Polish pickle express is swinging their balls all around the bowling center

by Hammer 300 Game September 21, 2022

Polish Tea

captain morgan rum and coke. just a simple capt and coke.

“Hey Matt, may I please get a Polish Tea”
“Harry get off my Polish Tea”

by no batta tee boy September 24, 2022

Polish Clap

When you double closed fist punch(🤜🏼🍆🤛🏼)your hard infested boner hoping to relieve the green ooze

I got gonorrhea and gave myself the polish clap… it didn’t work

by Polish clap January 22, 2022

you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 12, 2022

The Polish Wheelbarrow

A sex position in which two or more partners engage in a sideways 69, both using thrusting force to achieve orgasm

Do you wish to polish wheelbarrow later, darling?

"How did you make her cum?" Asked josh
"The Polish Wheelbarrow" said fred "the Polish Wheelbarrow "

by TheRiddla April 7, 2022