head polishing

Overstimulating the glans of the penis vigorously, for example, by rubbing the palm of the hand against the top of the penis head as if to "polish" it, which can feel really good or overwhelming or excruciating, depending on the sensitivity of that anatomy.
That cock head polishing always drives them crazy
by SFDom October 15, 2023
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Piss polish

The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.
Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.
by Turd polisher #1 May 16, 2024
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Polish knuckle biter

When the outcome is obvious.
The opposite of suspenful.
Predictable.
Johnny is going to wrestle a bear. This is going to be a real polish knuckle biter.
by Burt Macklin, FBI November 13, 2017
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Polished Moon

When a guy performs a moon (drops his pants to flash his butt), but he’s freshly shaved or completely hairless down below. The smooth appearance of his bare ass and dangling parts creates a clean, reflective aesthetic — hence, a “polished moon.”
Sorry everyone, I Didn't mean to accidentally show pictures of my polished moon.
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the polish

the polish are either violently anti-lgbt or very gay depending on the location. thats why youve seen pictures of that one pink haired femboy (astolfo) paired with this country
johann: wait, if hes polish then why he does he act so fruity and wear all these girl clothes. what the fucq i thought the polish were all homophobic
by sosotik December 10, 2023
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Polish Plant

When you take any garden plant/flower and place it into a hooker butthole, from which you dig and eat it out with your mouth.
I gave that lady a crazy Polish Plant last night
by Willsmithspapa420 October 03, 2024
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polish massage

Verb

Driving a motor vehicle over or along the rumble strips, reflective lane markers, or in some cases highway drainage grooves to simulate the vibrating and kneading effect of a massage, either intentionally or inadvertently.
Daniel waited until the last passenger in the van had nodded off to drift over to the rumble strips and shook everyone awake, he enjoyed the Polish Massage, but each of his passengers hated him for it.

Gary winced at the Polish Massage, when he felt like his fillings were being shaken out as his boyfriend steered the motorcycle they were riding over the rain grooves on the country road.
by Lester'sTesticle August 12, 2017
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