Goldner status

The status of a dumbass that steals candy and red bull, and walks out the store with his hands full, grinning and waving to the employes at Fred Myers.

guy1 "wow look at the douch bag walking out of fred myers"
guy2 "goldner status"

by Andrwe Goldnre April 18, 2010

Peen Status

-When you have a Keyboard Warrior among you saying a lot of F**k Boy stuff on a social media platform.

(ex: What the f**k is this Peen Ass Status.)
(ex: why did that F**k boy make a Peen Status.)

by NewPlayer089 September 17, 2019

damnerpost status

damnerpost status

I like damnerpost status.

by CDevIsTaken January 29, 2021

rlp status

This is an abbreviation of ReLationshiP status. RLP cause people too lazy to type an entire word these days.

Yo girl what is your rlp status? Not RIP but RLP cause I’m cool and use abbreviations

by Biff Beasley May 7, 2021

Leopold II of Belgium statue

A public urinal located in Belgium that is commonly used by drunk tourists who need to relieve themselves somewhere when a restroom isn't in close proximity to them.

Drunk tourist in belgium: *hiccup* I really need to relieve myself right now.. *hiccup*

Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.

by Sproogli March 23, 2024

guy status

When someone or something is being very annoying or frustrating.

You are are on definite guy status tonight.

by Prediter129 February 3, 2018

Statue protests

Statue protests never had anything to do with George Floyd's death. The one thing thing Confederate statues to George Floyd's death is strings of misinformation about what the Confederacy was and why there was a Civil War in America. America is not the only country that has ever had a civil war, and the reason is usually who gets what, not some idealistic and lofty cause like abolition or human rights (as good as it sounds).

Statue protests have as much to do with George Floyd's death as penguins have to do with the North pole.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020