poop sock

When you have no other options rely to this phrase. Use it when you want to be happy

hey AARON, I want a poop sock. Meaning I want to be happy understand.

by poopsockcreator October 5, 2020

Toob sock.

Formerly known as

Spunk sock.

We used to call it a spunk sock but now we call it a Toob sock.

by BlueElvis October 19, 2020

sock stealer

A person who steals a sock used by a man for masturbation, with the intent to get pregnant.

Sarah claims adam got her pregnant but in reality she's just a sock stealer

by The one for you oh yeah December 9, 2012

Jamies Socks

A guy who wears girls socks and doesnt care,

Jamie:ahhhh

Will:dude those socks are for chickssss
Jamie: ohhh sh*t
Thats a jamies socks

by Suckthedirtypoo January 7, 2013

Sock-Face

a person who has a sock face

hey "sock-face" how are you t'day

by sockface007 October 16, 2013

Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 22, 2011

Sock Bottom

When on tour or traveling, you use the last pair of socks in your luggage and all the socks left are smelly.

Touring during the summer is the worst. I only made it to San Francisco before I hit sock bottom.

by 2020Logan July 21, 2011