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Santa

The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.
I sat on Santa’s lap one time. ....it changed me.....NOW IM A RAPI—
by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018
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Santa’s Slay

When you engage in a threesome with four midgets (because they are half people) and one regular person
Yo let’s get you and the other midgets over and run a Santa’s Slay
by Carter Sanchez May 24, 2024
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Santa Sack

When you use your penis to tug out a girls tampon then have sex while the blood stained tampon paints your nut sack red.
Oi, I pulled her tampon out with my dick and then had sex, afterwards my ball sack was red like a"Santa sack".
by Crusher042 March 15, 2025
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basic santa

when someone can do nothing but give away presents
look at that guy giving away free stuff he's a basic Santa
by toad307 February 28, 2016
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Santa

Fat ass motherfucker who cant even fit in the chimney. he has fucking elves as slaves and hates his wife ms. claus,
Son: Dad look its santa!
Father: shut the fuck up
by Stampertje1708 March 15, 2024
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Santa

A fat old man wearing red and is 200+ years old, he leaves presents under the first tree he freaking sees and in return he eats your milk and cookies you were planning to eat in the morning. He has he many midgets that are working for him and is too fat and lazy to make the toys himself. He yells ho ho ho and disturbs the people trying to sleep, he breaks into innocent peoples homes and makes annoying christmas carols that always get stuck in your head at the wrong time of season.
Susie: OMG! stop acting like Santa!

Jay: Ho! Ho! Ho!
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
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Santa’s Svedka Challenge

If you find less that half a 750mL bottle of svedka any time after thanksgiving, you must get on your knee and chug the rest of the bottle. When you finish drunking you take off your shirt and run through the hall yelling YAHOOO.
Oh my god Josh just did Santa’s Svedka Challenge that was wild.”
Holy shit do you think hes gonna puke?”
by Nathan Crosby November 30, 2018
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