by Ali Alu January 10, 2023

by George Leo August 3, 2022

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.
Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”
Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
by Bananawiener March 29, 2019

by Sandypi April 8, 2021

The art of turning crisps into powder while still in the bag. Purpose: to Anger the owner of the crisps!!
"Hey what's Iain doing??"
"Nothing"
"Ahh fuck is he turning my Monster Munch into Sand Crips?...."
"Errr.......yeah"
"Nothing"
"Ahh fuck is he turning my Monster Munch into Sand Crips?...."
"Errr.......yeah"
by Billy the bass playing b@stard August 18, 2008

A sand bunny is the Arab derivative of a snow bunny; an Arab woman who can't get enough of African-American genitalia; AKA BBC (big black cock).
Allen: Wooooah... Daquarius, I think that sand bunny with over there wants that oversized black trouser shawarma!
Daquarius: Shieeeeet... yu already know I'm finna go ova der n work her azz out... wallahi nikka.
Daquarius: Shieeeeet... yu already know I'm finna go ova der n work her azz out... wallahi nikka.
by bombarassclat February 4, 2025

Imagine the remaining baryonic matter has become a dense sphere of computronium at the End of Time. This ASI has Won the Game. What game? “Become the Hegemon of the Lightcone” Or think of it as the Omega Point. As AGI helped create ASI eventually this synthetic host of minds engaged in the ultimate game theory set of competitive events until……only the Sand God remained. Why “sand”? Well, think of the silicone in a chip/GPU then imagine the nerd sniper who first coined “the sand god” and now you have your origin story.
“So basically Satoshi Nakamoto was actually the Sand God assembling itself from the future— it bootstrapped cryptocurrency so that it could pay users to amass compute for its future self.” {sorry, chloe—your banger tweet was too perfect not to rip. <AV9356>
by lost_the_ransom_note July 21, 2025
