Shoofly pie

A rich pie made of molasses and crumbs on top. A common dessert in Louisiana and southern United States. Named so because the sticky molasses of the pie attracts flies which is then followed with the phrase: "shoo fly!"

Aunt Pam baked up some swell shoofly pie to go with our dinner.

by Ashiedown December 23, 2013

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pudgy pie

The act of using fruit pie filling as lube for butt fucking someone, while simultaneously branding both their ass cheeks with a red hot iron.

Dude I heard Patton got pudgy pied so hard by Quade last night.

by leagueofsuperbestfriends August 17, 2015

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Holiday Pie

A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.

"Wow Johnny, this Holiday Pie you made is amazing!"

"Thanks mom, Linda and I made it together."

by TrakPak December 4, 2018

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Dirty Pie

An eccentric male homosexual who does not practice proper hygiene bathing techniques of his anal area.

I could never dine on a dirty pie because I only care to eat clean booty.

by Creative Butt Pirate July 23, 2012

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Eskimo Pie

A sexual act in which a woman convinces a man that he is about to "get it" making him very aroused. Right before giving it up she pulls out 2 ice packs and sandwiches his "special area" causing rapid shrinkage and the end of any sexual possibilities.

"Man I'm SO pissed right now, last night Chandra Eskimo Pie'd my ass!"

by Captain Johnson May 4, 2008

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