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pee poo

the area between where you pee and poo
god, my pee poo really hurts cause I'm on my period!
by oopeep January 14, 2010
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pee-jizz & Cream

pee- jizz & cream. (peaches & cream) when you have sex before urination in the morning. when the male cums pee & jizz comes out ... Pee-jizz mixes with womans cum making pee-jizz & cream.
i like making pee-jizz & cream in the morning.
by inferno314 February 13, 2010
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Pee Pussy

An immature girl, only biologically an adult.

Implies that she has not learned to keep herself clean, thus her pussy probably smells like pee, and not worth your effort.

Characterized by giggling when being courted, asking inane questions about sex, using way too many emoticons, and general incompetence with adult concepts.

She's usually hnnng level adorable, which makes finding out she's a Pee Pussy so very heartbreaking.

Her pussy might also smell like pee.
Guy 1 "I was flirting with her and she just giggled and had a stupid look on her face."

Guy 2 "Oh, wow, she might be a Pee Pussy"

Guy 1 "Then we were cuddling, I try to start fooling around and anywhere I touch her is ticklish and she can't stop laughing. Shes 22 for fuck's sake!"

Guy 2 "Yeah man, she's a total Pee Pussy, get out while you still can!"
by navezskullz October 23, 2012
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Pee Cumming

The climatic feeling you get when you let go of an amazing piss that you have been holding for an extended amount of time.
Dick: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God i'm not gonna make it......

**Rushes into bathroom and doesn't care that the seat is still down**

Mom: What are you doing in there Dick?

Dick: AHHHHHHHHH PEE CUMMING!!!!

**Lights Cigar**
by gmacdaddylovalova September 2, 2012
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squat to pee syndrome

A diesease that every man gets in his life when his penis stops working for about 2 weeks and he is forced to sit down when he pees because it comes out of his ass
Man 1: Awww dude these past 2 weeks have sucked i got squat to pee syndrome.

Man 2: Dude that fuckin blows i just finished that about a month ago.
by Jaquan Jackson July 8, 2011
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Chris Pee Cream

A guy with a long dong, full of semen.
Man, I sure like those Chris Pee Creams at the local bar.
by Jay Lo August 9, 2007
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Pee Man

a guy who gets completely wasted, passes out on the couch with his shoes on, and wakes up in the morning without realizing that he peed himself. UNTIL someone else sits on the couch and realizes its wet. They lift up the cushion and find the biggest wet spot known to man.
BRIAN passed out on the couch and when found the pee the next morning, they yelled, "BRIAN!!!!! YOU ARE SUCH A PEE MAN!!!!!" GROSS!
by Oshkosh Party March 30, 2008
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