Peanut Butter

Creamy or Crunchy?

If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.

Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?

THE END <3

by sexygoose November 21, 2019

Peanut

When a male cums as his partner is squirting/peeing on him.
-To do a peanut

Last night was so much fun
I know, i loved when we did a peanut after having sex

by arthurre September 21, 2018

peanut

a person (typically a woman) whom likes to be pissed and nutted in

Him: "Damn! I'm so horny right now, but I also need to take a piss."

Her: "Oh, I can be your peanut. You can piss in me and bang me if you want"

by itzthtguy December 5, 2023

peanut scarecrow

Gray is the lord of the nuts

Gray is the peanut scarecrow.

by peenut5car3cr0w January 18, 2022

peanut butter

the BEST food litterly ever

person1:whats your favorite food
person2:peanut butter

by 234rfv April 6, 2022

Peanut

The cutest most amazing cutie in the world and the most beautiful and perfect and gorgeous and precious and cutest patootest ever in the world periodt. And the most sweetest and kindest and most greatest existence to ever exist in the whole universe. :3

I love Peanuts

by allamamonke July 19, 2022

peanut butter shelm

some good eat'n, a very taste treat that dont take to long to make!

" Wow this is some good eat'n this peanut butter shelm, it tastes as good as travis looks!"

by goodeatin November 27, 2003