A: “I always wanted to sit at the peanut free table but that girl always sits there”
B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”
A: “How?”
B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.
B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”
A: “How?”
B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.
by 12345678nine10111213 November 29, 2019
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by Hot mama Hershey January 17, 2018
Peanut is a neck-snapping creature, made out of concrete, rebar and spray paint, that's how he shit himself. He can go at the speed of speed when not looked at and makes a scraping noise when not seen.
by MeltedLava April 24, 2021
a being send from above to be consumed by mortal beings. it could send you into a trance making the world seem amazingly made by peanuts. delicious to chew suck or shove up your ass.
peanut peanuts peanut
by star yoghurt September 08, 2023
Kevin: These terrorists don’t look like patriots to me... It's deep state Antifa operatives.
Lucy: No, Peanut. They are not Patriots. They are your flying monkeys,homegrown terrorists, QAnon actors. They are the douchebags that go out and do the evil bidding of people like you who like to wind them up like toys and let them do their worst.
Lucy: No, Peanut. They are not Patriots. They are your flying monkeys,homegrown terrorists, QAnon actors. They are the douchebags that go out and do the evil bidding of people like you who like to wind them up like toys and let them do their worst.
by DoombotJen January 08, 2021