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Statue Defender

Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.
Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?

No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.
by CallMeClive July 1, 2020
mugGet the Statue Defendermug.

Nakatory status

The point in a friendship when your perfectly happy and confident being completely naked around each other without fear of rejection. Let your hairy tacos out of their cages twats.
Gabby: um...why are you standing naked in the hallway.

Raeya: Because i love you bitch, wanna take a bath together.

Gabby: Sure, twatt.

Raeya: Pinky-swear you won't fuck me.

Gabby: lol..I'll try not to.

Raeya: Hey, wigga we totally have Nakatory status

Gabby: what's Nakatory status?

Raeya: Look it up twat.
by Kissthegirl May 29, 2013
mugGet the Nakatory statusmug.

Beatdown Status

Slang for "there's a hamster in your ass"
Oh shit, you got a beatdown status my guy! Go HalloCast your fatass outta here nigga!
by JeromeTheSalanditMolester November 21, 2021
mugGet the Beatdown Statusmug.

Statue Defender

Commonly used term for a divorced man who lives in his mum's spare room and has suffered from a regrowth of his virginity.
Nigel went to London last week for a Rick with his mates, he is a complete statue defender.
by Billy Dave June 14, 2020
mugGet the Statue Defendermug.

Elijah status chamber

When Elijah is kept in a capsule and live off of the semen of his capsule owner
Elijah tried out the Elijah status chamber!
by czisbeast August 25, 2019
mugGet the Elijah status chambermug.

Statue protests

Statue protests never had anything to do with George Floyd's death. The one thing thing Confederate statues to George Floyd's death is strings of misinformation about what the Confederacy was and why there was a Civil War in America. America is not the only country that has ever had a civil war, and the reason is usually who gets what, not some idealistic and lofty cause like abolition or human rights (as good as it sounds).
Statue protests have as much to do with George Floyd's death as penguins have to do with the North pole.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
mugGet the Statue protestsmug.

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