chat zero

Your Facebook friends list is so small that no one is online when you are. This indicates that you are a loser.

I was chat zero yesterday night for like 6 hours. Thank goodness someone came online and posted the word DERP. I had to urban dictionary cover-up in order to get it.

by teenagegravedigger February 20, 2011

No Chat

Speak with out speaking. A visual flash on a new app to communicate by flashing your phone.

This line at the bar is taking forever. Did you no chat her the order?

by Hagens February 7, 2022

Dirty Chat

When you go to your friends or partners house every night and have sex with them so you can get over the fact that, the person you’re so very in love with doesn’t like you back.

Person 1: Dude, where were you last night?
Person 2: Sorry man, I was having a Dirty Chat…

by His bugaboo September 2, 2021

Petit chat Mika

Petit chat Mika is an adorable nickname Always there to help friends even if they are not very sociable

They can make you happy when your day didn't go well

Therefore always treat them well and be appreciated every second after you meet them.

'' petit chat Mika is the most kindness person ''

by Kitsumi November 22, 2021

Chat Restricted

Chat Restriction is whereby a person returns the flame in a normal game in league of legends, throws a tantrum constantly in the game despite him pulling weird shit in support but says that it works, gets restricted from speaking for 3 games and decides enough is enough and decides to quit league of legends

Damn, Darryl really just chat restricted

by Scaroof April 2, 2023

fortnite chat

a group chat consisting of a bunch of ignorant assholes who always start shit and can never keep their opinions to themselves. they act nice in person but online they’re a bunch of pussies who love to beef with 2213 for no reason.

“dude why is he such a dick? “
“oh it’s cuz hes in fortnite chat, you didn’t know?”

by five6seven8nine June 11, 2019

Schrödinger's chat

When your wifi is so shitty that you can't tell if the chat is dead or not

Person 1: dude I'm at a hotel and the wifi is so bad I think I have Schrödinger's chat
Person 2: what

Person 1: get it it's like I dont know if the chat is dead or not like instead of the cat
Person 2: wow you used the experiment correctly in a joke that's rare

by karlplant April 7, 2021