Morning Burger

The congealed blood, fluids, and tissue that accrues overnight when a woman is on her period.

I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.

by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021

Morning Star Balls

When its so cold outside your balls get hard and iced up

“Man my MORNING STAR BALLS are growing icicles”

by anonymous December 21, 2020

Morning pastry

One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry

You have a delicious morning pastry

by Otter91 November 20, 2022

Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.

Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.

by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024

Good morning God bless

When you drink coffee, eat breakfast, and take a shit all ay the same time

Hold on I have to take a Good Morning God bless... Do you wanna come?

by BigMac-11 May 24, 2018

Chatham good morning

A Chatham Good Morning, named for the Cape Cod town, is a breakfast consisting of a cup of clam chowder and a doughnut.

After that Chatham Good Morning, I knew I could accomplish anything that day.

by GoddardRocket123 May 26, 2023

Morning Stem

The act of waking up and being ultra productive.

Wow, look at the morning stem go.

by Ceef77 August 11, 2023