good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet in the morning.

"Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
"I'm doing a good morning and god bless, Hila!"

by CaptainSpaceCat May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

Taking a dump eating a breakfast at the same time.

What are you doing, coming to the bathroom when I am doing Good Morning and God Bless, I haven't finished my orange juice nor my dump.

by filip98 April 8, 2018

Eskimo Morning

When you get a blowjob with iced coffee in their mouth.

I thought I woke up in an igloo when my girlfriend gave me an Eskimo morning.

by Lord_Veilous_Pinny September 20, 2019

Good morning!

😊just woke up

Good morning! Did u sleep?

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 7, 2020

Good morning & God bless

When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.

"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"

by Hila Kleiner May 23, 2018

Gbad Morning

When you wan't to make it look like you're saying Good Morning, when you don't really mean it. So you shorten it to GM, to make it seem like you're saying Good Morning

I thought he was telling me good morning when he said "gm" but it turns out he meant Gbad Morning

by Badboy16 April 13, 2021

Morning mouthwash

A morning mouthwash is when a person wakes up another one by spunking in their mouths leaving a morning mouthwash

Guy1: I totally gave him a morning mouthwash this morning

Guy2: damn bro that’s nasty!

by Frank Reynolds has aids September 14, 2018