Honey Mission

Errands from your spouse that end up being a wild goose chase or an impossible to achieve task. Similar to a dummy mission.

Man1: she asked me to get the mascara out of her car it’s not in there
Man2: Sounds like she sent you on a honey mission.

by Dropthealbumkendrick May 28, 2021

Honey-Nubs

As a allternitive of the female breast,

Oh Shit I Hit My Honey-Nubs On The Desk

by Cool_jeffff January 17, 2022

honey

bee throw up

I spread honey on my toast.

by personwhoexistsinsomerealmorti September 22, 2022

honey stranger

Masturbating with a swollen hand after getting stung by a bee, hornet or yellow jacket.

Tim stayed home to give himself a honey stranger. He got stung by a yellow jacket and his hand is swollen like a bologna log.

by Sassy Ritz Cracker August 30, 2021

Honey Bear

The prettiest girl in the entire world and best girlfriend. She is caring and attentive. She is hardworking and loves to laugh. She has a pretty smile and even prettier eyes.

You see her over there? That’s my Honey Bear.

by Anonymousmannumber3 September 25, 2023

No Money No Honey

A good rule to live by meaning if you have no money you should probably not be looking for a honey considering you won't be able to afford going on dates and such.

I'm too broke too date I need to follow the rule No Money No Honey and focus on getting a stable source of income before I start swiping on Tinder all the time again. I don't want to make my partner feel disrespected or neglected, especially during the holidays.

by SassafrassBB January 2, 2022

Honey-Bear

Heroin and Methamphetamine mixed and consumed in the same IV solution. The heroin is the 'honey'

Let's have a honey-bear!

by Senator BOT October 27, 2021