I have a blue car

Originating from internet forums where miscellaneous discussers made it easier to brag by just saying "I have a blue car"

Sure you got laid last weekend but I have a blue car.

by Sementman November 9, 2008

have a spoon

a defiant demand usually used to add emphasis to eat my ass

Have a spoon... so you EAT MY ASS! FUCK YOU!

by Hodgit August 6, 2004

Should have put a towel down

A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.

<Baby that was great.>
<Yeah, should have put a towel down though. This shits ruined.>

by Ruined Sheets September 2, 2010

gotta have my pops/popz/pawps/pawpz

1a. Personal preference meets tradition/custom. Literally: “I must go with what I’ve predetermined to be my personal preference for specific situations/circumstances.”

For instance, to be used in reference to what your favorite food item (typically) would be during any specific event or moment. A better way of saying: “You KNOW I gotta go with the MALTballs right now.” Most accurately this is stoner slang; when you're in the convenience store, high with your homies, grab your favorite snack and say "Gotta have my pops/popz/pawps/pawpz."

2a. Casual reinforcement for one's personal preferences; passive self-assertion. It's a marriage between "What can I say?" "You know me," and "Nothing but the best for me"; "What can I say, nothing but the best for me"; similar but not equal to "That's how I roll." Often but not always expressed with palms up, shoulders shrugged.

by DZASSTRUSS October 18, 2011

DMB SHN Haven

A dying group of hardcore DMB Live Recording junkies that use Direct Connect to spread p2p. A private hub that requires you to register with them on their website.

I can't find this flac/shn anywhere, I bet the goons over on DMB SHN Haven II have it for sure, let's go leech from them real quick. Hopefully they don't realize I'm spoofing 4gb of shn long enough for me to get what I need.

OH, hopefully spacemidget has a slot because his speeds are out of this fucking world.

by John II November 2, 2006

We'll eventually have to sharpen the ax

A common saying for somebody wanting to leave a place, usually a party. Commonly used as a hint that you need to get going.

Well, David, we'll eventually have to sharpen the ax...

by Page Hansen February 22, 2007

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.

*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010