Kiss your girlfriend day

March 8th is the national day to kiss your girlfriend

Boyfriend :*kisses his girlfriend *
Girlfriend:why you do that?
Boyfriend: it is march 8th national kiss your girlfriend day

by Devourer_of_balls March 7, 2022

Girlfriend

Something you can't get

I wish I had a girlfriend

by POOPYKATELYN October 25, 2020

Girlfriend

Someone you could never get!!!!

"I wish I had a girlfriend"

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 9, 2021

Girlfriend law

The girlfriend law- Ones boyfriend is legally obligated to tell their girlfriend when and why they are not ok, which then the girl shall proceed to give hugs and kisses(or other COVID safe options) until the boyfriend is 100% cured of ALL life problems.

Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”

by Jimmy knows November 3, 2020

Girlfriend Or Daughter

A game played while in public where when you see an older man with a young woman, you try to guess if it's his girlfriend or daughter based on context clues

Person 1. So what you think; girlfriend or daughter

Person 2. I don't know. She seems pretty young but his hand is a little close to her ass to be his daughter

by Kinghiki April 4, 2025

Perfect Girlfriend

The name is Addy. a kind, insanely beautiful, funny, great personality, fun, and freaky.

Wow she is such a Perfect girlfriend

by Mysterious boi August 12, 2019

happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.

Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...

by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017