et tu fruit

a FRUIT that cheats you, because it is inhabited by worms/insects

''god ,i feel hungry. lets have some FRUIT''

cut the fruit open with a knife to find WORMS & INSECTS inside....
''ohh god,,,et tu fruit???''

by chaty517 September 2, 2012

chunky fruit rollup

1) When a guy slams his penis deep into a girls mouth making her gag and throw up on his dick.

2) When you're deep throating a guy so hard, your gag reflexes kick in and you puke all over his dick.

Yeah man, Stephanie gave Milo a chunky fruit rollup the other day. It was great!

by sexmasterpete June 22, 2010

looping my fruit

Causing one great confusion or bafflement

What that girl just said was completely looping my fruit

by Freddie Bobeddie May 16, 2007

Fruit roll up

The term for when gay people do a drive by

Hey man I just saw a fruit roll up

by KodakfAt March 15, 2017

Tossed Fruit Salad

The sexual act in which one preforms tossing salad on a femboy ,sissyboy, ladyboy or crossdresser

that femboy wanted a tossed fruit salad lol!

by bunnychanX3 December 12, 2012

Jamacian fruit basket

When one sticks fruit up a woman's vagina and proceeds to have anal intercourse with her

Dude 1: dude what are the bananas for?
Dude 2: I'm gonna give my girlfriend a jamacian fruit basket!
Dude 1:dude!!!!
Dude 2: I know!!!!

by The magiction March 21, 2012

Mexican Fruit Stand

When a Mexican gets a woman to do a headstand on the side of the road and sell fruit from her vagina.

I was driving to work the other day and saw a Mexican Fruit Stand on the side of the road. I stopped for some pineapple.

by vinxanity March 30, 2015