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Felix

1) A funny guy who doesnt like to confide in people. Felixs are generally small and skinny. They know how to make people laugh but can make a situation less awkward. Felix's arent very trusting as they have been let down in life. They can be quite hot :) But are known to blank people at cinemas.
2) A cat ;). Pusskins.
Kate: IS that Felix?

Lucy: HE's blanking us so I think so.
by LittleRave January 21, 2009
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fell in love with a girl

Breakout song for the White Stripes, giving them the recognition they deserve. One of its main selling points is the amazing music video consisting only of Legos.
Man, that FILWAG video is awesome!
by 07 represent! November 29, 2004
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Shotgun Feltch

When someone bends down to perform a Feltch, the other person then farts the semen out of their ass and into the other person's face, much like a shotgun blast. This is done intentionally but all to the feltchers surprise.
I can't get off these days unless I Shotgun Feltch a catholic priest.
by Harold Ramis July 13, 2009
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hitting the bottle with a brown felt tip

To hit the bottle with a brown felt tip or hitting the bottle with a brown felt tip is a form of traditional glass beer bottle tapping common in the Seaside Town of Bridlington, East Yorkshire in England UK.
Amber or brown glass beer bottle tapping is locally known as tapping the glass or hitting the bottle with a brown felt tip and implies quite simply that one, when ones' glass (or bottle) is empty quickly taps the side of the glass or bottle (with a brown felt tip pen) to give notice audibly to anyone in range that another beverage is required by the tapper.
Landlords in Public Houses in Bridlington now insist that only brown felt tip pens are used for bottle hitting. The reason for this is that if the ink end of the felt tip were to touch the label (or glass) then only a brown mark would be left which may (or may not) blend in with the brown glass or commonly used cream/brown labels.
Vulgar colours such as Purple, Pink and Yellow are frowned upon and usually a tappee (one who taps) would either be ignored or escorted from the premises for failing to adhere to the appropriate colour code.
Quite often one may see the sign "Tap Room" as one enters (or leaves) a Public House in Bridlington. Tap Room is (of course) a simplified version of "Tapping Room", easier to read when driving by in a hurry or when not quite sober and visually wonky.
Charlie finished his Ale and reached into his jacket for his brown felt tip.
He deftly tapped the side of his bottle and was quickly served (with a smile) by the beautiful Brenda behind the Bar.
Alfred (the Landlord) took Brenda to one side and whispered in her ear "Charlie has been hitting the bottle with a brown felt tip since 11.30 this morning and he's still upright, sober and tapping like's there's no tomorrow!"
by Barry Davies February 28, 2007
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Felicia

Felicia is commonly used in the phrase "Bye Felicia!" Being a "Felicia" means that you are no longer relevant to or liked by the person who said it. A "Felicia" is also known as a bitch or someone who is just plain annoying.
Girl 1: Gosh your so stuck up! *hair flip*
Girl 2: Bye Felicia! *walks away*
by thatsopanda July 3, 2015
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felch waffler

n. a fat horny kid who drinks 4 or more loads of cum out of an ass hole.
Wow keenan is one sick felch waffler.
by Meekis February 15, 2005
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felching

To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.
From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"

'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
by IAmTylerDurden July 29, 2008
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