logan thirteen evans

a white guy form the east
likes nature

likes to climb shit

likes anime

for some reason he told me to add this but he has a big chicken (iykyk)

OMG! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(

by RamOrRow November 28, 2023

Evan

describe evan in one word; cunt. evan is the worst individual human being you will ever meet, he’s manipulative, he’s a snake, he’s rude, he respects no one and can’t settle for any one girl he just plays atleast two at time. don’t fall for an evan he’ll cheat on you 17 times

evan is a cunt

by canceledbestay November 30, 2023

evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows

oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome

by stopthecrips December 7, 2023

Evan

Evan is the type of person to convince you to donate all your organs to him and posses your body to convince your friends to donate all of their organs to him. You will never see him before death.

my math teacher just asked me if I had any spare organs, she's such an Evan

by Somerandomstuff December 21, 2022

Evan

The average name given to a donkey or a gorilla.

I just fed Evan yesterday, all he wanted was hay!

by The thesaurus guy January 13, 2023

evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

Evan

Drives a slow ass beat to shit 7.3 has a black womens ass makes fun of everyone to make him feel better about him self says he can get any girl but has been daiting the same girl his whole life also like to get his fudge packed by mandingo

Evan is gay

by Gunitgod December 3, 2018