by I.Like.Arson August 23, 2021
Get the el horse tornadomug. The hour of power stronger than all famous in Lake Dallas Texas. The infamous "retired" Lucha Libre wrestler. Born in Oslo Norway where his theme song clearly says "Across from Mexico". He is a You Tube classic and has adoring fans all over the small town of Lake Dallas.
Now these days he rarely comes out in public and is said to be hiding from the cameras.
Now these days he rarely comes out in public and is said to be hiding from the cameras.
by Mr. Brimstone April 26, 2009
Get the El Hombre Magnificomug. The act of spreading peanut butter upon a tortilla, microwaving it, then proceeding to masturbate to completion into your south of the boarder cock sheath.
Optional: border jumping is eating your lover after wards.
Optional: border jumping is eating your lover after wards.
"oh man, last night I was giving my self an el paso handshake, was about to go south of the boarder when my mom walked in and asked for a bite."
by Sir Amadeus the 69th July 3, 2012
Get the El paso handshakemug. A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
Get the El Capitano Gatistomug. Spammertard: omg u guys r so meen!!!!11 i hat u!!!1 u suk & ur probly ugly!!!!!11111
Hawtie: El tardo magnifico.
Hawtie: El tardo magnifico.
by Megan the Awesome February 7, 2007
Get the el tardo magnificomug. El Goonish Shive is a web-comic for people who like to see men transformed into women, humans transformed into animals, and anime-style martial arts wackiness.
by Anonymous September 20, 2003
Get the El Goonish Shivemug. by n00b April 12, 2004
Get the El Camino Collegemug.