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what are you doing step bro?

The use or photosynthesis in the male human body to measure the amounts of testosterone in the air then times by x and then you get the declaration of independence and use flex tape and he will give you the answer of x₩¥●♡• 20÷*)*
donald trump is trapped in the basement JOE BIDEN YELLS "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO?"
by Step Dog November 17, 2020
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Dating Bases For Teens

1st Base:Hugging
2nd Base:Holding Hands
3rd Base:Kiss On Lips
4th Base:Making Out
When You Date As A Teen Follow These Bases Don't Jump To Making Out (4th Base) Or You People Will Think You Are A Tramp And You Do Everything.Plus,When Taking It Slow It Will Lead To A Better And Strong Relationship That Hope fully Will Last For A Long Time.
Girl:I Am Gonna Take It Slow With My Boyfriend.
Friend:Good For You..I am Gonna Do That Too.
Girl:Thanks For Agreeing I Will Write You My Dating Bases For Teens down And Give Them To You In A Bit.
by PurpleTankTops April 30, 2011
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Doing yoga with the lights off

(verbal phrase) - having sex, particularly with a flexible partner.
Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?
by Noro Machine August 11, 2010
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Dating

Dating your investments
by CEOChambers December 29, 2017
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radiochemical dating

Radioactive isotopes are used to measure fossils and other artifacts. While an organism is alive, it takes in isotopes. Once the organism dies, the isotopes do not enter the body anymore. Scientists can estimate how much of the radioactive isotopes were present in the body to begin with and then determine how much is currently left.
"Radiochemical dating techniques are the most common method for age dating sediment cores over years or decades."
by Korrok November 26, 2007
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Doing a Miranda

'Doing a Miranda' is what happens when a transsexual embraces radical feminism and annoys other transsexuals and uppity transgender people because the Miranda knows that penis is male. If someone is 'Doing a Miranda', they will often be called a TERF by other transgendereds.
Dude A: "are you trying to get Felicity on the blockbot list? Why? I'm confused."

Dude B: "Right now I just logged a couple of noteworthy tweets. She is kinda doing a Miranda though."
by gloopymange August 1, 2014
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dating rules

Fictional rules invented by girls to confused guys, during a relationship. Generally, these rules contradict eachother, and it is impossible to follow them correctly.
There is the common "statement" form, encountered when an action is illegal:
"John! You moved my lettuce to shelf four of the refridgerator! that is so against the rules!"
Also common is the "impossible question" form, where no correct answer is possible:
"Tim. Does this dress make me look fatter than normal?"
"Do you know what day it is today?"
Rare, but still worth mentioning, is the "invented" form:
"This form was invented to fill up some space on the page"
by he_who_says_zonk February 2, 2004
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