double-first cousin

Child of a person's maternal aunt (mother’s sister) with that same person's paternal uncle (father’s brother) or child of a person's paternal aunt (father’s sister) with that same person's maternal uncle (mother’s brother).

My double-first cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

step-second-cousin-in-law

1- Step-second-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's step-second-cousin.

step-second-cousin-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

great-great-cousin-niece

First cousin's great-granddaughter.

My great-great-cousin-niece is a good girl.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

third-cousin-twice-removed

1- Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild / Grandparent's third-cousin.
2- Great-grandparent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild / Third-cousin's grandchild.

My third-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

Cousin Ted

Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".

Little girl: mom where did timmy go?

Her mom: Cousin Ted was feeling rather peckish.

by Mr. Shog December 9, 2022

half-first cousin-nibling

Half-first cousin's child.

My half-first cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019