Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
“You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”
by sigmamama January 11, 2025
by Bristol Gods April 28, 2019
A sign of dominance. When you dump your load on your womans stomach, back, ass, or in her puss, roll over and wait for her to get a towel
Strategic king charles is when she gets the towel and wipes you off first.
Strategic king charles is when she gets the towel and wipes you off first.
“I laid there and pulled a strategic charles.”
“ my girl is a submissive, i keep her in check by the using the strategic charles.”
“ my girl is a submissive, i keep her in check by the using the strategic charles.”
by Startegic charles June 17, 2022
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by Dersh_big_cock April 27, 2019