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Cancer

Something that can go kill itself
Person 1: "My mum has stage 3 liver cancer"

Person 2: "Fuck cancer"
by Pussy Licker 69420 July 27, 2023
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cancers

cancers are said to be really emotional and cry their selves to sleep every night, but that's pretty false. every cancer i know is super outgoing and trustworthy and yes, sometimes has it's emotional moments but they're not as bad as everyone says they are and are very underrated if i am being completely honest.
person 1- that girl was so outgoing and super sweet! she must be a sagittarius or something
person 2-actually, she's one of the cancers!
by 🌻_aria_🌻 February 29, 2020
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CanCer

by Quwack fan September 30, 2020
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Cancer

Ronald: Did you here Caleb got diagnosed with cancer?
Mcdonald: Yeah, Cancer's such a Douche.
by Default Mate December 13, 2018
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cancer

I would say your aim is cancer, but cancer actually kills people.
by bjjdfnvbdjfnvnjdknvfkdefnv October 10, 2022
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Cancer

It's a shame coronavirus didn't kill every single one of them. Those cancer cells have been wrecking havoc on the rest of the world and getting away with it for far too long.

It's funny how the cancer cells are now protesting against the war in Ukraine, when they ARE the ones pushing for war with Russia in the first place.

Never let the American out of its cage, it will metastasize and the entire planet will get cancer.

Foo: Hey, did you know that the US uses most of its tax money to fund Israel's Iron Dome?
Bar: Cancer feeding cancer, what's new?

The cancer cells of the world are more preoccupied of political correctness than actually contributing to society, so I'd say China is going up against an opponent who has idea how to breathe on its own.

There is no such thing as an anti-war American, that's like a non-malignant cancer cell. It's an oxymoron.

News reporter: "...the failed coup d'état in El Salvador was later revealed to be backed by an "anarcho-communist" group based in San Jose, California".
A: That was an example of the metastasis of cancer cells, kids. Early diagnosis is key, the earlier they're found and treated, the better the outcome.
by ilikemayonags April 15, 2022
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cancerous

this phone is cancerous
by sourarcticfox February 6, 2022
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