Glow in the dark boner tag

When many a gay men gather at a party, all of whom are nude except for wearing glow in the dark condoms.The lights are turned off while they all proceed to jump around and touch each other with their "glow sticks". All of which is done to the anthem of up tempo rave music.

What a great glow in the dark boner tag game. Lightsaber fight!

by ZachAttack792 July 19, 2010

boner

1. Something that occurs when the blood leaves a man's brain and goes to his cock.

2. Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.

"Dude, have Jessica sit on your lap so your mom doesn't see your boner!"

by Vicious Bitch June 30, 2006

Lonely Boner

A person that has no life, friends, and especially girlfriend, who sits at home with nothing to do other than sit at home and beat off all the time.

"Where would I be without college? I wouldn't have friends, I wouldn't have a girlfriend, I would be the lonely boner that sits at home and jacks off all the time."

by lonelybonerx2 September 22, 2009

Scrooge Boner

An erection one gets during the holidays.

"Watching my cousin signing Christmas carols gave me a huge scrooge boner."

by This is not Brendan January 1, 2010

benders

A collection of homosexuals.

i.e. Do you know them two next door? They are a pair of benders.

by Paul Blue November 7, 2008

dong bender

Derogatory term for a homosexual male. Alludes to possible bending of the penis when having difficulting penetrating the anus during sodomy intercourse.

"Yeah, I saw that gay bar the other night. Those guys are all a bunch of dong benders."

by Shem May 15, 2003

tired boner

When your up early in the morning, for example for an 8 AM class and you have a boner that won't go away because your wicked tired and keep daydreaming sexual things. This shouldn't be confused with morning wood, because morning wood usually results from having to take a piss, and you have it as you wake up. The tired boner occurs when your wicked tired and wicked bored after you've been up for atleast an hour.

"This sucks dude this econ class is so boring and I'm so tired."

"I know dude I have a raging tired boner and I keep picturing Shannon Elizabeth sitting on my lap naked."

by taintalicious21 January 31, 2009