Lets Be Friends

Something that is extremely painful, and also happens to girls. The worst excuse for a break-up known to the world today. This is commonly used when the person in question has no legitimate reason to break up with you, as it will usually stun you so much that you will be unable to ask for an explination.

Also, in many opinions, a cuntish thing to do.

Boy: Can we just be friends? I don't think this is going to work...

Girl: ... sure... *PAIN* (This conversation would likely be followed by tears, and a month of depression. "Lets be friends? Nooooo!")

by The Electromancer January 12, 2008

Friend Tax

Taxing your friends or partners by taking a portion of they're meal.

Friend 1:"Hey you just jacked my fries!!!"

Friend 2:"I didn't jack them! That was Friend Tax."

by L33TNINJ4Gurl October 20, 2009

McGirl Friend

A girl that is bad for you but yet you keep going back to her, because she is so good. (Im lovin' it)

My mcgirl friend is so hot my wife would be pissed.

by MC JOEY January 5, 2011

Breast friends

Friends with benefits but for lesbians.

Tom: Did you hear about Dana and Katie?
Matt: What do they go out?
Tom: No they're just breast friends.
Matt: Hot

by Hank11234 January 26, 2011

Benefit with friends

Unlike a friend with benefits, in which the priority is the friendship with sexual favors on the side, a "benefit with friends" almost exclusively prioritizes hooking up, with the possibility of being only loose acquaintances in public.

Sally is my benefit with friends. We'll fuck, but that's about it.

by Angst-Ridden Engineer April 28, 2011

best friend

The friend you are closest to. No other friends are as close to a best friend as your best friend. They never leave you out, and actually care about you greatly. They are people who you tell everything to. They love, you and never call anyone else their best friend. They can also be rude, but never take it to offense. Share tons of inside jokes

You don't compare to my best friend

by amaanna April 1, 2013

Perfect friends

Someone who is there for you no matter what the situation may have been before. Forever will have some type of feelings for one another and this friendship cant be broken.

Jill & John are the cutest perfect friends!! I love them!

by Janlol1 July 16, 2017