She is drop dead gorgeous. She is always brutely honest. She speaks her mind. She thinks she is ugly....but thats not what her bf thinks :)
Guy 1:Damn Aly is cute...should i ask her out?
Guy 2: Bruh no she has a bf...
Guy 1: idrc.
Draedyn: what you saying about my girl mf?
Guy 1: oh uh....Uhm...we were saying that i was gonna ask her to be my friend....
Guy 2 : *Whispers* Nice save.
Draedyn: Mhm better be.....if you mess with he you will know the consequences...
Guy 1: OH GOD OK.
Guy 2: Bruh no she has a bf...
Guy 1: idrc.
Draedyn: what you saying about my girl mf?
Guy 1: oh uh....Uhm...we were saying that i was gonna ask her to be my friend....
Guy 2 : *Whispers* Nice save.
Draedyn: Mhm better be.....if you mess with he you will know the consequences...
Guy 1: OH GOD OK.
by DONTWORRYBOUTWHOIAMMISSGIRL May 9, 2022
Get the Alymug. Ali is a tall, skinny boy from the south. He is very musical and is currently studying. Computer science is in his field of interest. He can be annoying and weird at times, but comes across as very cool to others because of his great friends. He is very often lazy and childish. His zodiac sign Libra shows that Ali can often be too nice and that can be his undoing. Thanks to his friends, he stays on the right track.
by SallyBollywood November 23, 2021
Get the Alimug. by NBRminator December 11, 2017
Get the Alimug. A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢
"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "
by mr cod January 21, 2024
Get the Ali Bongomug. "Ali is amazing!"
by MyBelovedBenson October 17, 2021
Get the Alimug. Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The result of corporate buy in to cheap lies peddled by other large corporate carpetbaggers who got them to buy in to the bullshit, resulting in loss of sales and outright hatred by the general population.
Marketing Rep: I don't get it, the ML coders from (Insert AI company name here) said we could reduce costs and increase revenue by implenting their AI into our online customer service app.
Cool Operations Research Guy: LOL, you should have listened to me. You got ALI'd motherfucker.
Cool Operations Research Guy: LOL, you should have listened to me. You got ALI'd motherfucker.
by The Oracle of Tun March 14, 2025
Get the ALImug. Ali is an intelligent, kind, soft and caring person. He has a very special taste in music, he is multi-talented and is definitely the most attractive person in the room. Ali generally pays attention to very little details, has a good memory, he never accepts humiliation and although he is very introverted but he can be the most romantic person you will ever meet!
If you have an Ali, never lose him.
by Benjamin tennyson November 23, 2021
Get the Alimug.