Brazilian Circle Jerk

When a bunch of Brazilian men jerk each other off in the back of a van.

Dude did you see that Rick Moranis looking dude by the hardwood floors van. He’s the guy who leads the Brazilian Circle Jerk in back of that hardwood floors van.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz October 26, 2025

Full Circle

The action of swallowing food on the toliet while pooping simultaneously.

“Bro I went full circle yesterday it was insane.”

“Whatca up to man.”
“I’m about to full circle but I’ll text you later.”

by Duncney July 18, 2022

Horse Circle

When you jerk off a one eyed horse , and he keeps trying to see who's doing it with his good eye by turning in a circle.

As a Metaphor: When you really like something but you aren't making any progress

"That poor stallion was in a horse circle for an hour before he saw his trainer's face"

Dave: "How's the new job?"
John: "It's a real horse circle. I really like it, but I don't see it going anywhere."

by Urban Gems July 7, 2017

Circle-Kirk

1. a partisan group that only listens to and validates opinions of Charlie Kirk, dismissing any opposing viewpoints.
2. Any viewpoints opposing Xharlie Kirk are actively silenced or rejected. In online forums, this can be done through downvoting or harassing dissenting members. In real-world settings, it can manifest as shunning or shaming those who challenge the status quo.
3. a self-indulgent, unproductive group dynamic where like-minded people uncritically praise and validate the opinions of Charlie Kirk

I went the the circle-kirk but I ended up with a frothy santorum that I didn't ask for.

by Polska_Kielbasa September 22, 2025

The first law of the Circle of life

this law states that all fighting is push to the same sex to protect the way of life of all humansapians /humanoids races throughout the entire universe and earth . because opposite sex needs to mate and have babies to continue life on earth for every next generation there after. and same sex genders can't have babies or sex together. so those people who really love to fight...keep it to the same sex because you provoke so many people to fighting for you so it don't end all life on every world and piss off ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL who created it all and make all his precious work to go to waste and make an everlasting divine punishment that won't ever cease.

the first law of the circle of life must always be upheld regardless of your feelings being superior to the opposite sex. it's not a rivalry it's a team. i have spoken this judgement, if you do not uphold it and abide it. don't cry to my or my FATHER GOD to fix things that you can't ever fix and always will regret.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

Scissor Circle

Similar to a circle jerk but consists of all females instead of males.

Girl1: Where are all the guys at?
Girl2: they've over at Tanner's house having a big circle jerk...
Girl1: well we have all the ladies here, so let's start our own scissor circle!

by SmolPPAznGuy January 15, 2025