"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes

Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes

by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023

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by chipdabeaver January 8, 2024

yes

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yes is yes

by whatislife789 November 28, 2019

Yes-man

A person who agrees with anything a person says to any extremity or range.
Usually referred to as a 'bitch', or a more kid-friendly way, "Yes-man". Or if there are a surplus amount of people that fall under this definition then they are referred to as "Yes-men".

"I saw Andrew talking to someone and he was agreeing with everything he said, which is weird because the guy he was talking to was a neo-nazi talking about how Jews are evil? What a Yes-man."

by Mr. Maj January 11, 2024

yes-a-roni

its like saying yes, but in a stupider and silly way.

"do you have any gum?" "yes-a-roni"

by DontWorryAboutItOk? September 25, 2013

yes

A typical answer to a non yes or no question that you don't really want or know how to answer.

Teacher: "How many cells are in your body?"
Jimmy: "Umm... Yes."

by yap2102x January 1, 2018

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by peri_yass October 10, 2020