Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon

This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.

I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!

by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021

Jewish Jizz Turtle

A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle

Hey do you want to play Jewish Jizz Turtle?

by Pseudo affedrin April 3, 2016

jab the turtle

The best rapper in the universe

All hail jab the turtle a god amongst men

by Oxford dictionary co March 24, 2017

Bare-back a Turtle

Verb. When you accidentally forget to lift the cover on the toilet seat before you sit down.

"I just went to the bathroom and I'll be damned if I didn't bare-back a turtle"

by phishphreak1234 September 5, 2013

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie

by BSMCTP August 2, 2021

give you the turtle

The worst threat known to man

You don’t want to know what it means to give you the turtle!

by Froggy9400 April 23, 2022

turtle cock

The hardening of the scrotum by way of cold weather and or blue balls.

Dude, it's frezing. I have major turtle cock going right now.

by Sausage King June 11, 2006