Tool

A poser. Douche bag.

Mark Wagner is such a tool. He is the DEFINITION of tool.

by PunditPanda September 26, 2009

Tool

William Henry Gates.

Person x: Who is William Henry Gates?
Person y: A tool, everyone knows this. Everyone.

by keep it 10**2 December 18, 2023

Tool

An arse who is so stupid that others can easily use him/her with other him/her even realizing it. Someone who says that Avril Lavigne is a tool.

People who hate Avril Lavigne or Good Charlotte are tools.

by xSisterxGrimmx April 13, 2009

fair tool

a person who thinks there all that. they think there the greatest

Jayden is a fair tool sir

by Mikki93 February 4, 2008

Tool

Wrong, Russell. You are trying to get me accept principles at the level of the deontological so that you can trick someone into doing something. You are not the morality tester Russell.

Hym "And I... Have exactly ONE moral axiom. I singular moral principle. Do you remember what that principle is Russell? It is WRONG for someone OTHER THAN ME to control MY mind. No amount of trickery or lying or pretending is going to convince ME... That it should be otherwise. Even if I WERE to accept other axioms or presuppositions... Those would all STILL be entirely ANCILLARY to my core (and ONLY) principle. You are a tool. Why anyone would be wielding you thus is a mystery to me... But I can theorize..."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2025

Calicoers Tool

A dildo or any relatively similar penetrating sex toy

He uses his Calicoers tool when he pees

by arse shid gaming October 31, 2024

Toole Sag

Toole sag means Puppy (literal translation : baby dog) mostly used to express love. In the persian language. Sometimes also used to call naughty children. It is not uncommon to hear it from Iranians. Not to be misunderstood as an insult.

I love you toole sag.

by Ifcowscouldfly July 5, 2024