A tool is someone who often messed shit up so that they look cool. If you get called a tool run and don't look back.
by Jimmy mucury May 1, 2020
Get the Toolmug. Someone who is really, really annoying and has no filter. Needs to go somewhere else (like down a rabbit hole to visit the Cheshire cat) but nobody will tell them to get lost because they're actually really useful to mooch off of. My friend's boyfriend is a tool AND whipped.
Rose- "Ugh. Samuel Conrad Dahnerttttttttttttttt is such a tool."
Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"
Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."
Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"
Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."
by Ivy Ryan January 12, 2012
Get the Toolmug. A sorrywurt who does whatever they can to keep someone around; such as buying excessive stuff for others especially when not asked for, giving money often, acting like they have it all to give, offering to do mostly anything that could help the person. Kind of like a beggar and pleaser mixed together.
There's a douchebag one and a sad, mopey one which usually many would feel bad for.
There's a douchebag one and a sad, mopey one which usually many would feel bad for.
Where's Alfred?
Alfred? Oh, he's over there hovering around Stacey as always and being a tool for her love.
Alfred? Oh, he's over there hovering around Stacey as always and being a tool for her love.
by mshezzy January 9, 2017
Get the toolmug. by fan of R.A.d. February 7, 2019
Get the Tool houndmug. Kitchen utensils: forks, spoons, knives, etc. The things you use to "attack" your food before you eat it.
by pentozali September 7, 2007
Get the fightin' toolsmug. This is what you call someone when you think they're super cool, awesome, funny, sexy, hot, beautiful, and overall amazing.
Guy: Dude, she called me a tool! How rude of her, right?
Friend: Nah man, it means she's totally in love with you.
Friend: Nah man, it means she's totally in love with you.
by skyrimsforthenords June 18, 2023
Get the Toolmug. “Omg Tyler is so hot! He’s a total tool!”
“Oh my gosh I know, he’s the hottest smartest person in the world.”
“Oh my gosh I know, he’s the hottest smartest person in the world.”
by imhimothy August 22, 2023
Get the Toolmug.