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head neck

An ailment characterized by a sore, stiff or otherwise uncomfortable feeling in or around the neck and attributable to extended, or perhaps simply incorrectly administered, oral sex. Usage is exactly like one would use "tennis elbow." The first word (head) defines the activity and the second word (neck) refers to the body part that is suffering as a result of performing the activity. Appears in both genders and can be associated with fellatio, cunnilingus or even analingus. It truly is an equal opportunity malady.
"Heck Bill, I'd really love to go down on you today, but I have a really severe case of head neck."
by erik, just erik March 10, 2008
mugGet the head neckmug.

turkey neck

"She give that turkey neck..gobble,gobble"
by K-$tax March 7, 2005
mugGet the turkey neckmug.

neck down

A male or female that looks good as hell from the neck down...a.k.a. butter face (everything looks good but her face)
He/she has a nice body, but an ugly face.
That guy has the coldest neck-down!
mugGet the neck downmug.

Ass Neck

When your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Man that nigga Denzil looks like he has an ass neck.
by David Bromang. October 19, 2008
mugGet the Ass Neckmug.

turkey neck

Did she scratch your turkey neck and lick your huff?
by badlawyer April 8, 2003
mugGet the turkey neckmug.

fat neck

A retard. Someone requiring special attention. Someone acting like an ass\.
Look at the fat neck in the wheel chair.
by Mike K January 14, 2003
mugGet the fat neckmug.

Neck down

Using somebody for their physcial skills and having no need for them to think or talk.
Listen, you're just a neck down, i don't need you to think, just do the work!
by THE REAL ELVIS November 22, 2011
mugGet the Neck downmug.

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