Tool Bag

Like douchebag but kept child-friendly.

He is such a Tool Bag

by A Reliable Source December 16, 2019

Tool hound

One who is always on the hunt for tools. Whether new ones @ the store (HD), Amazon or left behind.

If you have tools youre lookin to toss lemme know cause im a tool hound.

by fan of R.A.d. February 7, 2019

Tool

The word “tool” is commonly used to refer to a hot guy that somebody wants to bang.

“Omg Tyler is so hot! He’s a total tool!”
“Oh my gosh I know, he’s the hottest smartest person in the world.”

by imhimothy August 22, 2023

fightin' tools

Kitchen utensils: forks, spoons, knives, etc. The things you use to "attack" your food before you eat it.

That stupid waiter didn't put any fightin' tools on our table yet!

by pentozali September 7, 2007

Tool

A poser. Douche bag.

Mark Wagner is such a tool. He is the DEFINITION of tool.

by PunditPanda September 26, 2009

tool

A German girl that thinks she's a boss but is actually the biggest tool you could find in the Third Reich. She often finds herself stuck in waist-deep situations such as getting herself stuck in waist-deep snow. She has certain fob aspects to herself as well, a common trait is the Ben Wang face.

Person 1: You see that chick on the snowboard complaining about how sports check ripped her off for her snowboard repairs?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Vwhat a tool
Person 2: agreed

by Hamtarooooooooo March 7, 2011

Tool

This is what you call someone when you think they're super cool, awesome, funny, sexy, hot, beautiful, and overall amazing.

Guy: Dude, she called me a tool! How rude of her, right?

Friend: Nah man, it means she's totally in love with you.

by skyrimsforthenords June 18, 2023