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by arden123 December 10, 2009
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a douchebag who sucks up in order to further his own agenda, but whose self interest is embarrassingly transparent
a politician, e.g. al gore is a gigantic tool!
by Emily H L August 26, 2010
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Tool

Most of the definitions of "Tool" on this website talk about people who are easily taken advantage of, but they forget the OTHER definition:
Tool is a Progressive Metal band known for songs like Sober, Schism, Forty Six & 2, and The Pot
by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025
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someone who tries way to hard to fit in, pisses people off, and makes an ass of themselves. usually one with an ugly girlfriend he smashes alot but says she is hot...
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by crazymofo69 November 24, 2009
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TOOLS

You never Carry tools, not even squarey cubes.
by Sicario da Vinci May 12, 2018
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A guy who constantly talks about lifting and being tan. Gets no pussy! Just a dick in the ass every Wednesday
José is such a tool. Don't send me any more pictures of you in the mirror at the gym. You don't look good!
by Anonymous1118736 June 20, 2016
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A blind tool bag

Damn that brett guy is a blind tool bag
by Kam1098 June 5, 2017
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