The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life
Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday
Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out
Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out
Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!
Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out
Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out
Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!
by RomainPaul February 20, 2025
Get the Alaskan plumbermug. The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.
ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!
PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
by cammi629 April 18, 2010
Get the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.mug. Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.
by Tutorman January 8, 2019
Get the Alaskan penguinmug. Where a man ejaculates (cums) inside of a women's vagina (pussy) during sex then the women sits or straddles the man's face while the man is laying down and performs Cunnilingus (oral sex on the women.
by diemsiedoodlecakes November 18, 2025
Get the Alaskan Snow Cavemug. by the Alaskan everything... August 31, 2016
Get the Alaskan chilliDogmug. To shut in a bag, lay it in your partners chest, then sitting on it until it explodes. Usually used in a sexual manner.
Jenny and I were feeling a little drowsy doing it last night so I decided to give her that Alaskan Steambag to rowdy things up a bit.
by SkibidiSigma445 September 22, 2024
Get the Alaskan Steambagmug. Sean: Hey wanna go and raid the neighbors house?
Kieran: Sure, i'll grab the sling shot!
Sean: Make sure it's an Alaskan Slingshot!
Kieran: I will.
Kieran: Sure, i'll grab the sling shot!
Sean: Make sure it's an Alaskan Slingshot!
Kieran: I will.
by DJPrincessLuna July 6, 2014
Get the Alaskan Slingshotmug.