Salty Cracker

A white girl who lives in a cardboard box. Often found in a bag with other crackers. Tasty if not stale. Goes down well with butter.

My girlfriend is a salty cracker. I like to lick her salty crack.

by skeez October 11, 2004

salty log

A chunk of caramel, double dipped in dark chocolate and sprinkled with sea salt.

I gave her a salty log, and she ate it. She said it was delicious!

by SpiderSpider January 23, 2007

salty red wings

eating a cunt out after it's been fucked and is full of spunk,
either your own, or other blokes jism

I really enjoyed getting me salty red wings. I chewed out me girlfriends snatch after we'd just had a fuck. It was terrific fun, and then me twin brother licked her out as well

by Auzziegob March 20, 2008

salty o

When someone gives you the response: "o" and nothing more. Leaving that person to feel salty.

(Not: "oh", "o.", or "O")

Friend 1: We need to go deeper
Friend 2: That's what she said.
Friend 1: o

(Salty o)

by Kap'n Kait November 10, 2010

salty mexican

The act of pulling out before climax and proceeding to spray ejaculant onto your partners top lip, resembling a Mexican moustache.

"Dude, I totally gave her a salty mexican last night."

by donwel December 3, 2013

salty hitler

when a man cums in the back of a woman throat, and the sperm comes out of her nose, give her a hitler-like mustache

bro i hooked up with this one chick, and we both got drunk, and i gave her a salty hitler

by mickey510 June 12, 2016

Salty

When someone is mad for moody

I am salty because all of my definitions are getting rejected by low life bitches

by Lose holed slut December 24, 2018