Sofa swag

The coins found down the side of the sofa

I found a massive amount of sofa swag while doing the cleaning

by StrictlyHerbal October 21, 2019

turban swag

Turban swag is when your turban matches with the colour of your top.

OMG that dude over there has a purple turban and a sick purple shirt. He's got turban swag.

by turbanswag January 06, 2015

Anal swag

The swagger you get when you shove 10 hives of bees up your ass and clench for dear life

Wow, that street preacher sure has anal swag

Dang it, Bobby, if I catch you with that anal swag one more time I’m kicking your ass. Last thing I need is people thinking I raised a masochistic ass clown

by Raul Pudd October 05, 2023

Swag lord

The most dripped out member of anyone’s squad. Often wearing clothing items fit for a king, this includes; supreme, bape, Lacoste, and many more luxury brands. Almost always have Jordan’s on they’re feet, yeezys are acceptable.

Ayyo, dat swag lord dripped to the mofucking teeth homie

by John McWhite September 10, 2021

Swag Bless

One word prayer said when you are thankful for someone else's swagger.

She turned around in that beautiful black dress and I had no choice but to swag bless. Then Alex threw up all over her shoes but she was cool with it cause it was food poisoning.

by mambo-p January 10, 2016

Dumpster Swag

White trash people who use swag as an excuse for not giving two shits about how completely idiotic they sound or look in any public society or environment. Where acting like an independent moron is seen as being "cool". However, most likely independent is the last thing they'll ever be considered as, because of all of our tax payer dollars that will be going to waste towards welfare checks that'll be sent out to support all the "prom-night" dumpster baby mothers and fathers that won't stop popping out unfortunate children from their scum-ridden-condom-dissolving-cuntasaurus-douchedicks, to be raised under the teachings of dumpster swag.

IE; "You from de soth?? #lol #OnFacebook #buttsex" "What's with the hash tag down syndrome on facebook? And why can't you use proper grammar in anything you say or post?" "IDGAF (I don't give a fuck) I do want I what! YOU Dnt like it, You facebook #dewete me, #imafuckingmoron" "wow... You must be one giant scum-ridden-condom-dissolving-cuntasaurus-douchedick, huh?" "SWAG bch!?" -.- "Dumpster Swag".

by dafuqIsWrongWithPpl February 04, 2013

swag money

someone who is so fucking swag that swag isnt enough to describe them and the suffix money must be added because of just how fucking swag they are
they are so swag that their balls dont produce cum they just produce SWAG

bart mccracking: i'm the swaggiest person on earth. no one can beat my swag
waybama: LICK MY BALLS BERT IM SWAG MONEY

by ClinkClinkBitch January 20, 2021