this one now

the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser

friend: hey could i get this one now?

me: *writes this* no

friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*

me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours

friend: you ching

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024

Now we’re dundalking

Now we’re dundalking
(Irish slang – phrase)
1. Used when something finally starts going really well, especially after a rough start. The Irish equivalent of “now we’re talking!” but with extra emphasis, usually said when you’ve just pulled off a big job, landed a win, or turned a disaster around at the last second.
2. Originates from the idea that once you’ve reached Dundalk, you’re well on your way — momentum is behind you and things are flying.

“We finally got the turbine in place without dropping it? Ah lads, now we’re dundalking.”
“The pints arrived to the table in less than two minutes — now we’re dundalking.”
Popularity:
Mostly used by Irish people who want to sound like they’ve just levelled up in life without sounding too enthusiastic.

by CecilMagee December 3, 2025

for now

a stupid word created by jack campbell that confuses everyone and makes zero sense

“should i give up all hope on us”
“yes for now” “but i still love you”

by Rbrennan21 November 8, 2019

Be on your way now

What you say when you have to talk to a old woman who likes MJ

"Yo did you see that show the Last Dance?"
"Be on your way now"

by Bernardo is comp at soccer January 16, 2024

《¤》Mhm《¤》,《¤》Comma《¤》Stop《¤》It《¤》Now《¤》¡《¤》!《¤》¡《¤》mhM《¤》

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《¤》Mhm《¤》,《¤》Comma《¤》Stop《¤》It《¤》Now《¤》¡《¤》!《¤》¡《¤》mhM《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

and now my life to you i give

A song that popularized on the internet because someone was singing it moments before a car crash. Multiple edits of the guy were made.

Singing Guy: and now my life to you I give
Singing Guy: and now my life.. AUAHHHHHH!!
*car crash noises*
Singing Guy: *absolutely puzzled after the crash*

by cooooooooooooooooooooooooookie July 17, 2023

I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025