Minecraft

A game about Blocks

Little kid: Hey man wanna play some Minecraft?

by Sky69 October 22, 2018

Norman Minecraft

Norman Minecraft is the protagonist of the song "Honey I'm Home" by Ghost and Pals, he's pretty hot ig, but Charon is hotter.

Poor Norman Minecraft, he didn't get his dominoes pizza.

by ThePurpleMoon July 28, 2024

Minecraft

The one word that has like 100 definitions of being a drug. Like, that's a lot. Why do so many people make that very exact definition?!

Person 1: Hey, do you know what Minecraft is?
Most of these definitions: I T ' S A D R U G !
Person 1: Um, okay...

by YeetMyTeeth February 20, 2019

Minecraft

Only 90's kids know what this is. This game was part of all of our childhoods and shall stay there forever.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing minecraft

by DOCiml8forschool March 1, 2019

Minecraft

God,s greatest creation

person.1 do you wanna play fortnite
person.2 are you challenging my diamond sword?
person.1 then i guess it will be time for minecraft

by bälte September 16, 2019

Minecraft

The best game that came on the face of the earth

Dude Minecraft is the best game out there right now.

by Kchandler1990 February 18, 2020

Minecraft

Some kind of blocky game that's not related to ROBLOX.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Well come Minecraft 2019 where Roblox isin't a problem.

by iusedmyschoolaccountsorry August 22, 2019