March 23 

National munch day. If you are born on march 23rd, you are a munch. The munchiest of munches.

If you were born on march 23rd, your girl must be happy.

March 23 by Landez0219 March 23, 2023

March 29th 

the most stupid ignorant annoying ass bitch was born this day. if you were born this day you annoy everyone your around and everyone hates you.:)

“when’s your birthday?”
“March 29th”
*punches in the face*

March 29th by anonymouslydisdik March 29, 2023

March 30 

National Chandler Day

Pritam: yo what date is it today?
Daniel: it’s March 30.
Pritam: hmm ok. You got plans today?
Daniel: Getting Chandler banged up! It’s National Chandler Day!

March 30 by SEMAloveschandler March 29, 2023

March 27 2024 

The day when the world will end

Man: Fuck you!
Man 2: March 27 2024
Man: Sorry..

March 27 2024 by absolutely BONKers! September 25, 2023

March 6 

Suck a dick day

On March 6 SUCK A DICK

March 6 by Crackheadtingzzzz November 1, 2019

march 22nd 

national sex day is a day in which one must have sex with someone of there choosing.Everyone is encouraged to engage in sexual intercourse on march 22nd

dude i got boned 3 times on march 22nd

march 22nd by joe flosen February 18, 2008

march of triumph 

the gender inverse of the walk of shame. the march of triumph is the male counterpart, usually implying final success in a project. the bright sunlight, the walk home, the smell of kootch on your fingers. it's the shit.

Roommate: "Where were /you/ last night?"
Guy: "Just did the march of triumph back from so-and-so's place..."

march of triumph by mark May 14, 2004