My morning face

Not a nice sight.

Someone who sees me: OH GOD GET AWAY FROM ME.
Me: This is just my morning face tho...

by I'm honest I swear April 3, 2015

Sunday Morning

you know..

casey and izzie in 4x10

me: ohhhh that’s sunday morning!!

by ittasteslikechristmasmorning January 6, 2022

morning stupid

the morning after you get high and you are no longer high but you can't think straight and you act stupid. its almost like a hangover but without the extensive pain.

guy1: hey you alright
guy2: yea, just feeling a little morning stupid

by Jish_potato October 14, 2016

Good morning and God bless

Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)

Ethan had a 🌞Good morning🌞 and 🙏god bless🙏mood
Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)

by GogglesPower May 31, 2018

Morning Wood

George Butler

George Butler doesn’t get morning wood, he IS MORNING WOOD!!!

by Dr. Strap-On January 30, 2021

morning seven

When you take 7 hits of acid in the morning to get through the day

Damn, volunteer did a morning seven today. It's gonna be fun

by AngstySymbiosis May 12, 2018

The Morning Spread

When Justice opens Carole’s legs early in the morning.

Justice: “Aye Carole, you ready for the Morning Spread?”

Carole: *snores*

by Tsu Nami-Chan July 7, 2022