Morning Star Balls

When its so cold outside your balls get hard and iced up

“Man my MORNING STAR BALLS are growing icicles”

by anonymous December 21, 2020

Morning Stem

The act of waking up and being ultra productive.

Wow, look at the morning stem go.

by Ceef77 August 11, 2023

Chatham good morning

A Chatham Good Morning, named for the Cape Cod town, is a breakfast consisting of a cup of clam chowder and a doughnut.

After that Chatham Good Morning, I knew I could accomplish anything that day.

by GoddardRocket123 May 26, 2023

good morning and god bless

A good morning and god bless is when a person drinks coffee and eats breakfast on the toilet the coffee may be a tool to relax the bowels or just a simple pick me up. This phrase was first coined by h3h3 productions on the 6th of April 2018

I’m just going to have a simple good morning and god bless today

by Internet-Documentary May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"

by Spiderfly May 22, 2018

Morning Dweller

A morning dweller is a person who wakes up and starts their day between 2 and 4 AM.

Chris: Josh what were you doing up at two in the morning!
Josh: Chris, I;m a morning dweller, that's when I get up!

by The Imperial Empire December 8, 2017

morning after shirt

A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after

Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.

by Baby Octane October 9, 2017