im screwed

when you know u wont be able to resist someone or something

Person 1: "OMG, Im screwed, they are so cute i cant wait to see them again"

by bob!bj January 28, 2022

Im bored

Send help! im bOrEd

Mayday im bord.

"Becky left me to do this thing all by myself, im bored, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by look in the tags November 21, 2018

im jus trynna build a clothing rack smh

means they wanna have seggs

person 1: im jus trynna build a clothing rack smh
person 2: oh so you wanna get in bed?

person 1: ohhh yeaaa

by izzy_145 July 13, 2022

this is the funniest shit ever im ngl

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.

"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"

by The Boy Q November 14, 2023

Im not gon hold you

The Toronto slang "I ain't gon' hold you" means:

"I won't lie to you"
"I'll be real with you"
It’s used before a truthful or blunt statement

Im not gon hold you, that was mad funny.

by ayyjay,elliott,pablo,xavir,dan December 18, 2024

Bro im gona die fr

Use this when your friends ignore u,steal ur jokes,idk anything that makes you feel extremely sad tbh

"Yo wait im gona send that to my friend"
"HEY THAT MINE"
"Too late."
"Bro im gona die fr."

by Player1inuhurbandictionarytbh October 13, 2023

im telling of you

a phrase used by young children, usually aging from around 4-10, to indicate what a person had said beforehand was inappropriate and unsuitable to say in a school. People over 10 will most likely use it satirically.

edgy 13 year old: shut the fuck up man or else it's done for our asses
little sister: ohhhmmmm im telling of you!!!

by Teyst April 16, 2024