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I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !
by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025
mugGet the I didn’t come here for a hair cutmug.
A definition originating in 2024.
Origin;
I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
I am not the original creator of this definition.

I am person in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
by fortcraft moment February 25, 2025
mugGet the I am [person] in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be madmug.

oh snap i gotta get outta here

when you go to a place you want to go to but it goes horribly wrong
oh snap i gotta get outta here the volcano is erupting
by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022
mugGet the oh snap i gotta get outta heremug.

CUT...FROM HERE!!!

CUT FROM HERE, or KCUUUT FROM HEREE!!, is a way to express your displeasure toward another individual, basically like "GET OUT OF HERE" or "LEAVE, NOW". The phrase is usually said loudly in an accent, the first word "cut" being said abruptly and stretched out and, with a pause for dramatic effect and "from here" being said with the remaining breath of the individual. Direct eye contact is maintained with shaking of the head, signaling "no" or a warning/disapproval, with possibly a pointed hand directing the person to leave.

Likely coined/popularized by @centinos.ds on instagram/tiktok
Scenario 1:

(Customer is moving their head while getting a lineup)

Barber: AY! Don't move your head.....KCUUUT...FROM HERE!!

Scenario 2:
Guy walks in on his friend in bed: Uhh

Brit: Ey whatr you doin?? ALLOW ME TO STROKE!? (Points towards exit) ..😦.CUT...FROM HERE!!!
by Checky0 February 6, 2024
mugGet the CUT...FROM HERE!!!mug.

Stay here

He's afraid I'm going to kill him and if I AM responsible for the flood (Which if you're reading this ypu know I didn't order any flood) he isn't going to be able to do a God damn thing to stop me. I'm also better looking and would win in a fight at literally any age.
Hym "Nah. I don't want to stay here. You come here or send someone to bring me there."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
mugGet the Stay heremug.

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