I was behind this girl,so I stuck my finger in her butt,when she turned and looked at me,I hooked her like a fish....
by The dirty one.. July 19, 2024
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John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
by malgal3349 November 18, 2019
Get the Captain Hook mug.A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.
I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.
Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.
Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.
by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
Get the A hook leg mug.Used in Southern Canadian cities such as Toronto to refer to a fresh one-liner or half-bar from the start of a song. Especially when the chorus forms the hook or contains the title of the song and is used ironically to ridicule someone.
"You saying you 'Started from the bottom' fam? Now you just poor over there too!"
A heckler in the crowd: "Ohh! He hit you with that fresh hook!"
A heckler in the crowd: "Ohh! He hit you with that fresh hook!"
by T-dot Halfie November 19, 2016
Get the Fresh hook mug.When a girl puts a finger inside of herself and proceeds to shove said finger into another person's ear. (Like a wet Willy, but not with spit)
Yeah man, she caught me off guard as hell and gave me a slippery hook. My ear smelled like the ocean for a week.
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