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Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.
Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
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Goon Squad

The most beautiful, intellectual, sexy, young, fun to be around group of girls you’ll ever meet. They have the best fashion sense and are incredibly good looking. They always have moves and every guy wants to rizz them. If you ever get the chance to even look at the Goon Squad, you’ll never stop thinking about it.
by Imalovernotahater October 22, 2023
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Gooning

The act of "going online" or "going on" so as to join a groupchat or video game party. Hence the abbreviation "to goon" or "gooning".
We gooning COD Warzone tonight.
by darkduds April 19, 2024
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Goon

A slur used to describe Chinese-Americans that move to America to open Chinese restaurants
I'm pretty sure the goons next door stole my cat for their lunch special today.
by Giddyupgus March 5, 2023
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Moon Gooning

When you’re in the starfish position edging yourself under the moon and stargazing
Bro I did some moon gooning last night and it’s the most fun you can have by youself.
by Flash99 December 6, 2023
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Gooning

Dude, I'm exhausted, I'm gooning over here.
by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025
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Flicker Gooning

Having sex with Peter Griffin's rizzalicious GYATT while screaming "SEX WITH CHILDREN!"
I was flicker gooning last night, it was so sigma.
by Erm what the sigma!! June 2, 2024
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