Happy Feet

To shit in a deceased person’s urn, blend the mixture, consume said blended mixture, excrete the mixture through the digestive tract, urinate on the result, then finally charlie brown dance beside the final result within a toilet. Once done dancing on that ho, flush the excrement.

I got so pissed at Gerald that I happy feet’d his grandmother

by MuchoFeeto July 23, 2024

Hairy feet

To have luck or good fortune.

He won the lottery, he must have hairy feet.

by Lost in time June 7, 2023

Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.

The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

Jonkler Feet Obby

A Jonkler Feet Obby is a labyrinth comprised by the greatest of minds that isn't solvable by the most intellectual beings.

"oh my sigma! i'm cooked gang.. I'M IN THE JONKLER FEET OBBY!!!"

by sigmamen October 5, 2024

colonial feet

The act of making someone look for something you made up.

The measurements for this Aux cord are off. It must have been measured in colonial feet.

by Zerxzeo November 26, 2020

farty feet

When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.

*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!

by LokiSleeve July 24, 2015

corn chips and feet

when something smells like a mix between corn chips and human feet due to either wetness or bacteria buildup or growth.

Corn Chips and Feet
Someone walks into a room where two people have been "making love" and that person says, "damn, it smells like corn ships and feet in here."

Or, when someone comes home from a long day of work and their feet are sweaty , their feet can smell like actual corn chips and funky feet.

by American School of English Int October 8, 2020