Ass feet

The type of feet you want on your face during sex

Dominic has ass feet

by Conspired violation June 2, 2022

Feet February

During the month of february, whoever you say "Happy February!" to is obligated to send you feet pics.

"Happy February! You know what that means."
"I hate Feet February."

by greatquetzalcoatl February 14, 2024

Tiny Feet Pedophile

A slang term for someone who usually spends money on ridiculous items because they are compensating for something.

This guys house is huge, he must be a tiny feet pedophile.

by HerpesWarrior May 26, 2023

57 and a half feet

10 sexainches (69” x 10).
690”
What you get if you stacked 10 men of the average American height on top of one another.
Also a common height for some oak trees.

Ben: Some of my trees are around 57 and a half feet tall.
Gregory: Interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023

Feet bug

The squashing of a big with ones feet.

Person - "Hey I just pulled a feet bug"

by Fretting about pog September 23, 2021

Whoopin’ feet

A L.A. slang way of saying “Getting knocked out of your shoes” during a fist fight.

Guy 1: “Hey man did you see that fight between Kenny and Aubrey?”

Guy 2: “No what happened? Who won?”

Guy 1: “Kenny did! And he knocked him out his shoes too! He was Whoopin’ feet!!”

by Calcutta2 May 1, 2024

Musket Feet

"Musket Feet" derived from a style of snowboard pants. It is known when the lower cut of the pants (normally tighter pants), opens up more than the rest of the pant, much like Bell-Bottoms. The shape of the bottom of the pants creates a 'Musket-like' look to them. Muskets...like the gun.

"Dude check that whack style that bro has, he's got some mad Musket Feet."

by JoshVman March 30, 2009