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Cancer

The one thing that could kill TechnoBlade but lost in a tie.
DreamStan:how did your favorite YouTuber die?
SanePerson: The king died in a tie with Cancer.
by PuppyEpic July 13, 2022
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cancerous rodent

A small, green, glowing rat from the video game ultrakill. It is the hardest boss in all of ultrakill.
Guy: Oh look, its the cancerous rodent
cancerous rodent: nuh uh
Guy: *Instantly dies*
by the February 16, 2024
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Cancer

Jacob Sartorius is cancer
by Shdudbdhdhdbhddj February 28, 2018
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Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
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big black cancerous balls

Cancer in the male organs that make male hormones and sperm (testicles).
The testicles are located inside a loose bag of skin (scrotum) underneath the penis.
Symptoms include a lump in either testicle and a feeling of heaviness in the scrotum.
Treatments include surgery, radiation, and chemotherapy.
Hey Stephanie just told me she has big black cancerous balls
by I like children 123 May 10, 2023
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audible cancer

Take the worst sound that you were ever unfortunate enough to hear and times that by a million typically it's audio typically a song or ear rape that makes you feel like you have a tumor in your ear
Jackass: *choose on his mic*

everyone else:omg kid stop with that audible cancer it's worse than AIDS
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 21, 2018
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Cancer

Cancer is the people that use mei on overwatch
Person 1: hey wanna play overwatch
Person 2: Sure if you don't use mei
Person 1: awwwwe, why she is the best character.
Person 2: Mei is cancer, seriously
by Corrupt Albino November 29, 2016
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