Big Band ( aka Ben Birdland ) is a character from a game called Skullgirls. It's a DLC character with a quite big complexity and a interresting story.
Origin:
Ben Birdland was just a cop in new meridian trying to serve justice and make the city safe. The sad truth was that all the cops were corrupted and were working for Medici Mafia, the mafia that controls the whole city and are also some jerks. Only him and his trustful friend, Irwin, were the good cops here. Once he met some medici goons and started fighting them, then the cops came but, instead of helping Ben they just fleed the medici goons and beat Ben, leaving him heavily wounded and near his death. The good thing was that his friend, Irwin found him and called a doc to help him. Ben wakes up in a lab where he meets Dr. Avian. Dr. Avian is a scientist working for Lab 8, the lab where Ben has been brough to, and told Ben that he managed to set him in an iron lung. And so he became BIG BAND
Appearance and Characteristics:
Big Band is 7'7" tall with a weight of 5000 lbs ( which only 95 lbs are organic )
His fighting style is composed of multiple jazz instruments like trumpets, tubas, clarinets, basically all classic instruments (that's basically the reason he's also called "One Man Band" )
Origin:
Ben Birdland was just a cop in new meridian trying to serve justice and make the city safe. The sad truth was that all the cops were corrupted and were working for Medici Mafia, the mafia that controls the whole city and are also some jerks. Only him and his trustful friend, Irwin, were the good cops here. Once he met some medici goons and started fighting them, then the cops came but, instead of helping Ben they just fleed the medici goons and beat Ben, leaving him heavily wounded and near his death. The good thing was that his friend, Irwin found him and called a doc to help him. Ben wakes up in a lab where he meets Dr. Avian. Dr. Avian is a scientist working for Lab 8, the lab where Ben has been brough to, and told Ben that he managed to set him in an iron lung. And so he became BIG BAND
Appearance and Characteristics:
Big Band is 7'7" tall with a weight of 5000 lbs ( which only 95 lbs are organic )
His fighting style is composed of multiple jazz instruments like trumpets, tubas, clarinets, basically all classic instruments (that's basically the reason he's also called "One Man Band" )
Some of Big Band's quotes:
Introduction:
"One truth prevails"
"You will be prosecuted to the full extent of the jam"
"When the word of law falls, pick it up and hold it higher"
"I'm all there is of the most real"
etc.
Win:
"We have come to terms; see you, space cowboy"
"Even the sky ain't the limit"
"I gotta go see a man about a dog!"
"I have to go now. My planet needs me"
"The world is full of obvious things"
etc.
Lose:
"Salt...peanuts"
"I'm too old for this"
"Not a bad note..."
"Nothing but stolen moments" (time out)
"Retire to what?!" (time out)
Introduction:
"One truth prevails"
"You will be prosecuted to the full extent of the jam"
"When the word of law falls, pick it up and hold it higher"
"I'm all there is of the most real"
etc.
Win:
"We have come to terms; see you, space cowboy"
"Even the sky ain't the limit"
"I gotta go see a man about a dog!"
"I have to go now. My planet needs me"
"The world is full of obvious things"
etc.
Lose:
"Salt...peanuts"
"I'm too old for this"
"Not a bad note..."
"Nothing but stolen moments" (time out)
"Retire to what?!" (time out)
by Aiden123 March 20, 2020
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To swing your middle fingers as if you were a conductor orchestrating a band. More elaborate and eccentric way of giving someone the finger.
"Tye was a dick yesterday. Time to strike up the band when I see him next."
"If the teacher pisses you off just strike up the band and leave."
"If the teacher pisses you off just strike up the band and leave."
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During oral sex, the women shall take off her clothes and her bikini. The man shall take the bikini and hold it with his right hand. Right when the couple is about to do vaginal sex, the man shall beat her up and spill the blood and Catch the blood with her bikini. The next time the man makes fillet mignon, he shall cook it in her blood bath while praising Satan for forgiveness. This act is typically committed once, because the cops show up the next day.
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YAY :)
YAY :)
Scenario 1:
Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Nooo I love you so much don't go!!!
Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Ok sweety, see you whenever then.
*Later*
Tom: I LOVE YOU JANE :)
Jane: Mwahahaha the Elastic band theory never fails
Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Nooo I love you so much don't go!!!
Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Ok sweety, see you whenever then.
*Later*
Tom: I LOVE YOU JANE :)
Jane: Mwahahaha the Elastic band theory never fails
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Person 1: I hate Dave Matthews Band
Person 2 (Highly Intellegent Person): Shut up you very retarted human.
Person 2 (Highly Intellegent Person): Shut up you very retarted human.
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