asian eyes

strange eyes

Why are you always squinting? asian eyes!

by big man 22211155 January 24, 2022

Asian penis

Referencing to the fact that Asians have a different penis than your everage joe. In general, they are smaller. In a study done of 113 nations, measuring male average penis size, Congo and African countries were at the top , around 18cm when erect. Americans were around 13 cm.
North Korea and south Korea were at 9.8.
The other definitions on here are clearly written by some insecure Asians trying to debunk the truth.
Obviously not all Asians have small dicks, but it's more likely and the average.

Since Kim Jong Un has Asian penis he makes all his white and black civilians s cut length off their dick so that he can have the bigger penis and pretend he is exempt from Asian penis curse.

by Trustjpl May 31, 2021

cock-asian

typical white male. asian with a little extra cock

by madB March 12, 2003

Asian Shit Biscuit

an extremely ugly asian person with a beard

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

by Pa$tah Troy July 8, 2006

Asian Fan

A non-Asian person who is obsessed with Asian pop music, art, fashion, etc. etc. etc. Will typically learn snippets of Japanese in order to seem more legit and dye their hair.

"Why did Jessica dye her hair black, and why is she greeting me with 'moshi moshi?'"
"Yeah, she's an Asian Fan."

"Konnichiwa, Olivia-chan!"
"God, Amanda, stop being such an Asian Fan."

by Sick of crazy people July 18, 2012

asian mustache

When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.

I came on her face using a U shape pattern, resulting in an Asian Mustache.

by Deee Bag October 16, 2014

Asian rat candy

A very suspicious and interesting looking conglomeration of matter that often turns out to be better than expected. Often referred to in the context of food but can also be used to explain things or events.

I went to his house for dinner. I had no idea what was on my plate; just a huge mess of asian rat candy stew or something.

In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."

by lalaking January 20, 2015