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Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.
"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."
by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019
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Alaskan house party

When you have or attend a get together with family and friends and expose someone with receipts in front of everyone for cheating or lying. Icing them out and putting them in the cold.
My sister and fiancé are cheating behind my back, Ima throw them and Alaskan House party this weekend.
by Ghosted96 May 5, 2025
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alaskan sweat bag

Hiking through the Alaskan wilderness and when you begin to get tired and get extremely horny and your partner and yourself get naked and you stretch you sack over his or hers face and fart in their mouth. At the same time since you have been hiking your sweat is dripping on his or hers face
Bro yesterday me and my gf went hiking and I gave her a Alaskan sweat bag it was amazing.
by Butthut May 27, 2016
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Alaskan Firebreather

The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, then duct taping their mouth and twisting your partner's nipples until semen shoots out of their nose.
Last night I turned Mary into an Alaskan Firebreather.
by Whittier Christian High School October 26, 2022
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Alaskan chilliDog

when you ejaculate in a persons anus and they shit at the same time.
you man my girl pulled the Alaskan chilliDog on me

oh dear god no
by the Alaskan everything... August 31, 2016
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Alaskan penguin

when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.
Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.
by Tutorman January 8, 2019
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alaskan minute

A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.
"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"
by Mrdefineit July 27, 2017
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